its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
(Source: okhazel)
http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/20130519_Phil_Anastasia__Crew_community_pays_its_respect__again.html#tWJwFEFbc7wCgd51.01
This is why the rowing community is phenominal
Stotesbury. Fucking Stotesbury. Asdfghjkl;
Welcome to Philly everyone, let the attempts at all 900some boats to practice at once begin
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
this disturbed a lot more than it should
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
(Source: notclarissa)
If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.
And so did 3 of the football players.
You are the best role model what are you talking about
why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long
why is the word ‘long’ so short
why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’
why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words
why are my feet size 11
i really wanna know why your feet are size 11
how did this happen
